okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
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Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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