Plan B is the new Plan A
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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