He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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