just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
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You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
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The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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