Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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