my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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