When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
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I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
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Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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