Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
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We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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