Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
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You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
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Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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