we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
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i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
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That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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