why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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