Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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