If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Quick, to the slutcave!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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