Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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