lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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