she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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