a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize
