I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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