I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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i really wish james franco would like my vagina
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
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Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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