Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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