Well apparently he's into motor boating.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
foreskin is a definite game changer
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
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Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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