So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
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His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
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Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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