I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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