Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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