Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
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we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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