Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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