Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
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I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Randomize