No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
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Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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