Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
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The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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