I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I know her cup size but not her name....
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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