Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
my sisters under your porch take her home
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Randomize
