Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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