True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
