idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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