It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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