Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
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What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
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So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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