he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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