also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
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