Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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