Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
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Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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