Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
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let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
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I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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