You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Randomize
