It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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