Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
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I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
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just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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