Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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