in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
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We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
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My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
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