So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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