Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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