I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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