ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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