Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
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I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?