Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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