K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
My vagina just recognized that song.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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