I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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