the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
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just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
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currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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