I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
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My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
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Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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